Carl's Sister: Fashion

The 82nd Academy Awards did not disappoint. First time in years I remember laughing out loud at the hosts, and most everyone I wanted to win did. And now for the most important part of the night: Fashion.

Fashion at the Oscars was kinda EH for me this year. Here's why:

Sigh. SJP the only thing you have going for you is that you're a Yankees fan. Other than that...NO!

Sigh. K-Stew in this dress was the highlight for me. That?! Is sad for the Oscars. I feel dirty saying that.

Oh, Charlize. You're gorgeous, but Rose Boobs are never, ever in style. I dont care what anyone tells you.

From the Chiquita Banana Oscar Collection

Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. This dress is bubble wrap with even more bubble wrap growing out of your hip. Not pretty.

Oh, Vera. Looking like a bunch of pink ruffle chips is not glamorous.

I kinda like this. I know it looks like an airbrush t-shirt or a capri sun pouch, but eh. I like it.

Meh. I would've been OK on this had the dress come down all the way. And maybe not so many ruffles. Not into that.

I dont like Cameron Diaz. There, I said it. But this dress is pretty. Her hair though? Not so much. Less beauty pagent-y next time Cammy.

I love her. Kinda iffy on her dress. Maybe if it was a different color? Maybe one solid color & not a water color painting type thing.

This...just...ugh. Next time Diane, next time.

Not a big fan of slits up to there at the Oscars. And not a fan of the flesh-y pink color either. It makes her look older. Next time Jessica, take a cue from Bella.

First thoughts on this dress: OMG Sparkles! OMG Purple! OMG WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Penelope in strapless & fish tail/train. Sigh. Get a new look honey, please.

Love you Sandy. The hair not so much, but you won, so all that doesn't matter at all.

Miley, Miley, Miley. 1.) What the hell are you doing at the Oscars? 2.) Please start dressing your age. You're like 16/17? Stop acting whorey. Sigh. I love the bottom of the dress though.

Mariah. It's the Oscar's. At least have some class please? Love the color though. What the hell happened to you Nick Cannon?

George & his GF of the moment. He needs a hair cut, but is fantastic either way. Not impressed with her dress. But she has Dr. Ross, so that's a F U to everyone else.