Mission Puma 2010

Oh Texas, you have lived up to my expectations so far. Not that you really had much to live up to anyway. Today was the day that I went with my brother, sister-in-law, niece (and a bunch of their friends) drove down to San Antonio. So let's get down to why I really wanted to go to San Antonio: Joshua Patrick.

Due to my awesome PI skills, I found out where he lived. (I mean, that's completely normal right?) So after Mark flat out refused to go (chicken) Amber & I were on our way. We go down the road and stop in front of his house. We had this plan that if asked, we were lost or talking on a cell phone or something like that. After like 20 minutes of sitting there freaking out, and ducking whenever a car went by, a truck pulls out of garage & out of the driveway. This is where I really start freaking out, and try to calm down (this is also where Amber started freaking too.) The driver looked like Joshua Patrick, but I'm pretty sure the driver could've been a woman & I would've thought it was him. I only saw about 3 seconds of him though because Amber freaked out and goes "Get down!" and pushed my head down. Then she turns around & starts to follow the truck.

So now we're trying to be all sneaky & not get caught or get the cops called on us. And we follow this truck for about 15 minutes around San Antonio, until about 3 cop cars drove past us. That kinda freaked us out, and we decided to come back home. All the while freaking out & laughing so hard we were crying.

I'm just hiding out now, waiting for the cops to come get me & Amber soon. Mission Puma 2010 wasn't that great of a success, but hey at least I have a story this summer when my GWD girls & I actually put our plan into action.

Dating Game

So, due to my recent break-up (you don’t wanna know all the gory details) Amy & I came up with a list of potential boyfriends I could date. So we made a list of Pros & Cons (ala Friends). Check it out:


Alex Rodriguez

PROS:

Free Yankees tickets
Best seats at Yankee Stadium
Access to the best NYC has to offer

CONS:

Would have to dye hair blonde & become manly
Afraid of angry Yankees fans if I didn’t bring World Series #28 in 2010
The Yankees wives kinda scare me

Josh Beckett



PROS:

Freaking hot
Would fulfill many dreams of mina haha
It would make Nick cry haha

CONS:

None? Ok maybe the fact that I’m a Yankees fan, and I would have to root against him & his team when they played the Yankees. Although if he comes to the Yankees in 2010 ;)

Taylor Lautner

PROS:

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM IN NEW MOON?
Hot hot hot
Team Jacob

CONS:

Apparently he’s dating Taylor Swift & they make a cute couple
He’s underage (for now. February 11th cant come soon enough)
I’d have to fight off millions of Twihards if I had him. Who has that kind of time?

Brody Jenner (I know WTF Amy? Lol)



PROS:

Kinda cute
I could get a reality show about it
I could meet his step-sisters (the Kardashian sisters) and we could share clothes/stlye secrets

CONS:
God knows what STD’s he probably has
God knows how many women he’s been with
I don’t know if I could handle that whole family


Chris Pine



PROS:

Gorgeous blue eyes
Hot
Good actor

CONS:

Afraid of what LaLohan did to him on the set of Just My Luck
A little too close to Zachary Quinto
Seeing this Olivia Munn chick. I don’t like it.

John Mayer:

PROS:

Awesome singer
Awesome song-writter
Twitter addict like me

CONS:

Might write a song about me when we break up
On-Off with Jennifer Aniston
Twitter might get in the way of our relationship.

The winner? Joshua Patrick Beckett of course! ;-)

Ah, only in my dreams I’m sure. I’ll keep looking. But if Josh ever comes my way…..