So, due to my recent break-up (you don’t wanna know all the gory details) Amy & I came up with a list of potential boyfriends I could date. So we made a list of Pros & Cons (ala Friends). Check it out:
Alex Rodriguez
PROS:
Free Yankees tickets
Best seats at Yankee Stadium
Access to the best NYC has to offer
CONS:
Would have to dye hair blonde & become manly
Afraid of angry Yankees fans if I didn’t bring World Series #28 in 2010
The Yankees wives kinda scare me
Josh Beckett
PROS:
Freaking hot
Would fulfill many dreams of mina haha
It would make Nick cry haha
CONS:
None? Ok maybe the fact that I’m a Yankees fan, and I would have to root against him & his team when they played the Yankees. Although if he comes to the Yankees in 2010 ;)
Taylor Lautner
PROS:
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM IN NEW MOON?
Hot hot hot
Team Jacob
CONS:
Apparently he’s dating Taylor Swift & they make a cute couple
He’s underage (for now. February 11th cant come soon enough)
I’d have to fight off millions of Twihards if I had him. Who has that kind of time?
Brody Jenner (I know WTF Amy? Lol)
PROS:
Kinda cute
I could get a reality show about it
I could meet his step-sisters (the Kardashian sisters) and we could share clothes/stlye secrets
CONS:
God knows what STD’s he probably has
God knows how many women he’s been with
I don’t know if I could handle that whole family
Chris Pine
PROS:
Gorgeous blue eyes
Hot
Good actor
CONS:
Afraid of what LaLohan did to him on the set of Just My Luck
A little too close to Zachary Quinto
Seeing this Olivia Munn chick. I don’t like it.
John Mayer:
PROS:
Awesome singer
Awesome song-writter
Twitter addict like me
CONS:
Might write a song about me when we break up
On-Off with Jennifer Aniston
Twitter might get in the way of our relationship.
The winner? Joshua Patrick Beckett of course! ;-)
Ah, only in my dreams I’m sure. I’ll keep looking. But if Josh ever comes my way…..
